This is a very exiting blog. I have news of the utmost
importance. For the first time ever, I am going to have a consistent reader.
Yesterday I half-hazzardly told my friend Hilary about what I do here and she
insisted on reading all of the blog posts. Now I can write knowing that someone
is reading which is nice. Now these may be more than me sitting and spamming
the keys on my laptop and autocorrecting each segment of random letters until
they make a little sense. This is going to be a turning point on blog quality.
Not to say that they were bad before. They were pretty decent, but now they can
be incredible. They will take on a life of their own and cross over into whole
new virtues of though. It will be like that episode of Futurama where bender
becomes so smart that he IS the universe. It’ll be like that. Except with my
blogs.
Now,
knowing that there’s a reader I feel like this is one-sided conversation. I
like conversations, which are two ways. So I may say “How are you doing today?”
Right now at this moment there will be no response. It would be odd if there
was, because I’m currently alone in my house. (On a side note: I just had the
strangest though. What if I posted this then I hear from behind me in a
slithering voice “I’m doing fine.” That would scare the shit out of me. Like
honestly if nobody hears from me in the next 24 hours, you know what happened.)
So for the sake of making this more conversation-like, if you read this get in
contact with me. I’m completely serious. Call me up and say “Hello Lucas, I
just read your blog and wanted to let you know that I am having an absolutely
wonderful day because I just read your blog and it just puts me in the best
spirits.” If that is not the response then the call is not really needed. For
the sake of saving time, I’ll just say here; “Thank you for the call. My day is
fantastic too. I already know how good my blog is but its nice to hear it said
out loud.” I don’t think more would need to be said on the subject but if you
feel the need to go on flattering me with praise of my writing style then
nobody is stopping you.
Java’s
coming along well too. I started making GUI’s (Graphic user interfaces) and it's
neat to see someone interact with something I make. Maybe I should make a GUI to organize all the
calls that I get from people who want to praise my blogging skillz. I’ll put it
on my to-do list.
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